Sarah Palin’s Farewell (First Draft)

Hello, my fellow Alaskans, who really — well, those liberals there, they’d have you — and those taxes, whooo-hoo, what makes us Americans?  Not on my watch, and that’s why I — my refrigerator, we call it a fridge, like most American families, and that is where the goodness in this nation is — we have a picture of Trig on the fridge and he — we all need a boy like him.  So that’s why I won’t be governor any more.  That and — well, you can already smell the eastern press all over this, but — and the taxes, we kept ’em down, so that’s a good job, I think, in anybody’s book.  And the health care, that’s got to be, too.

Thank you and goodbye.

Sarah

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